I was in a liquor store with my mom arguing about politics and the economy. I kept saying that capitalism is dead because of all the greedy stupid white people raping their clients and that socialism was the inevitable result. I continued to pile 500mL bottles into the cart. My mom told me that I was stupid and that if we were socialists, this alcohol would cost a three times as much. "Yeah, right! If we were socialist Jager would not cost me 24$ for a 750mL! And bartending school would be free!" My mom says, "Jager would be so much more expensive if we were a socialist nation! Alcohol is the FIRST thing to increase in price!" The Asian clerk lady behind the register says, "Oh yeah! Jager in China VEEEEEWY expensive!" Then my mom threw a bottle of Galliano at the clerk. I grabbed my bottle of Jager and ran the hell away!
